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<homepage-additional-articles :articles="[{"id":33880,"unique_id":"efd2","title":"The Trump admin has found 22,638 of the kids \"lost\" by Biden ... what they have endured is beyond evil","slug":"the-trump-administration-has-now-found-22638-of-the-unaccompanied-minors-that-were-lost-by-the-biden-administration-and-so-far-it-looks-like-something-out-of-a-horror-movie","body":"<p>During Joe Biden's term, an estimated 233,000 unaccompanied children crossed the border and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-15070729\/Migrant-children-Biden-dead-sex-slaves.html\">were completely lost<\/a>.<\/p><h3><strong>The Trump admin has now found 22,638 of these children<\/strong>.<\/h3><p>But many of them have suffered unbelievable horrors:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914888&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>John Fabbricatore, HHS Office of Refugee Resettlement senior advisor, said to Fox News:<\/p><blockquote><p>We found children who have been raped. We're talking about debt bondage, where children are being made to work off debt, trafficking debt. We're talking about children that were brought into situations and then treated like sexual slaves.<\/p><\/blockquote><p>So far, 27 of the children Biden lost have been found dead, often from murder or drug overdose.<\/p><blockquote><p>Children are in horrific environments, just environments that they should not be in, where the sponsor is a heroin dealer and that child winds up dying of a heroin overdose.<\/p><\/blockquote><h4>Here's an example of just one of the kids Biden let pour across the border by the thousands for 4 years:<\/h4><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914272&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Not the Bee covered this horror last year, thanks to some journalists who did some digging:<\/p><blockquote><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914273&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><\/blockquote><p>Fabbricatore also said the administration kept poor or even false records, making it almost impossible to track many of these children down:<\/p><blockquote><p>It's drawing that data back in, being able to identify addresses, where these children went, who these sponsors actually were. In many cases, that data is, is horrible. What the Biden administration was taking in and putting into our computer systems was not the right information. So now we have to draw that all back in and deeply investigate into where some of these children went.<\/p><\/blockquote><h3>Should the people who facilitated this evil go to prison?<\/h3><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914878&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p>","image_id":"68bf377eed90068bf377eed901.jpg","user_id":74542,"count_comments":64,"count_likes":0,"blog_id":null,"primary_category_id":1,"created_at":"2025-09-08T13:25:51.000000Z","updated_at":"2025-09-09T08:34:50.000000Z","published_on":"2025-09-08 16:02:30","edited_at":"2025-09-08T20:06:04.000000Z","deleted_at":null,"is_cover_image_hidden":0,"photo_credit":null,"is_premium":0,"ready_for_review":1,"showing_latest_video":1,"is_premium_public":0,"headline_id":null,"image_version":0,"share_count":0,"share_count_updated_at":null,"is_video":0,"video_id":null,"hide_description":0,"hide_ads":0,"is_breaking_news":0,"editor_id":22,"copy_writer_id":77926,"headline_writer_id":null,"photoshopper_id":null,"is_opinion":0,"published_to_instagram":null,"updated":0,"is_sports":0,"image_source":null,"path":"\/article\/the-trump-administration-has-now-found-22638-of-the-unaccompanied-minors-that-were-lost-by-the-biden-administration-and-so-far-it-looks-like-something-out-of-a-horror-movie","imagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/articles\/68bf377eed90068bf377eed901.jpg","authorName":"Davy Crockett","authorFullName":"Davy Crockett","authorPath":"\/articles\/DavyCrockettNTB","authorTakePath":"\/authorTakes\/DavyCrockettNTB","authorImagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-65b278b265673.jpg","publishedOnPretty":"Sep 8th, 2025 4:02 pm","publishedOnPrettyMobile":"Sep 8th","gridImagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/grids\/68bf377eed90068bf377eed901.jpg","hasComments":true,"commentCount":64,"cachedCategories":[{"id":2091,"title":"Biden Administration","slug":"biden-administration","path":"\/category\/biden-administration","articleCount":"190","pivot":{"article_id":33880,"category_id":2091}},{"id":13037,"title":"Border Policy Matters","slug":"border-policy-matters","path":"\/category\/border-policy-matters","articleCount":"4","pivot":{"article_id":33880,"category_id":13037}}],"commentPath":"\/article\/the-trump-administration-has-now-found-22638-of-the-unaccompanied-minors-that-were-lost-by-the-biden-administration-and-so-far-it-looks-like-something-out-of-a-horror-movie\/comments","description":"During Joe Biden's term, an estimated 233,000 unaccompanied children crossed the border and were completely lost.","thumbnailPath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/thumbnails\/68bf377eed90068bf377eed901.jpg","rawViews":32484,"parentCommentCount":"31","userBookmarks":"[75114,157,18323,70737,43802]","shortDescription":"During Joe Biden's term, an estimated 233,000 unaccompanied children crossed the border and were completely lost.","primaryCategory":"Biden Administration","publishedOnDate":"Sep 8, 2025","primaryCategoryPath":"\/category\/biden-administration","isPrimaryFeatured":false,"isSecondary":false,"isTertiary":false,"featuredSpot":"0","hasImage":true},{"id":33818,"unique_id":"0d69","title":"A \"trans-identifying\" athlete is backing out of a landmark Supreme Court lawsuit\u2014and is also asking the court to rule against him","slug":"a-trans-identifying-athlete-is-backing-out-of-a-major-supreme-court-lawsuitand-is-asking-a-lower-court-to-rule-in-favor-of-reality-","body":"<p>Well, I <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2025\/09\/03\/politics\/hecox-supreme-court-idaho-transgender\">definitely didn't see this one coming<\/a>, but I think we can absolutely chalk this up as a major victory:<\/p><p>Via CNN [with editorial corrections]:<\/p><blockquote><p>A [man] who was challenging Idaho's ban on trans athletes told the Supreme Court on Wednesday that [he] is withdrawing [his] high-profile case, citing intense \"negative public scrutiny\" because of the litigation and a desire to focus on \"academic and personal goals.\"<\/p><p>Lindsay Hecox, a 24-year-old senior at Boise State University told the high court that [he] is dismissing [his] case - and, in an unusual move, [he] asked the justices to throw out a ruling from the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals that was decided in [his] favor.<\/p><\/blockquote><h4>A transgender litigant voluntarily backing out of a landmark Supreme Court ruling <strong><em>and <\/em><\/strong>asking the court to rule in favor of reality??<\/h4><p>&lt;mediatag id=3908566&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>In this case, Hecox, with representation from the ACLU, was challenging Idaho's ban on men participating in women's sporting leagues. Two lower courts had ruled in his favor, with the state subsequently appealing to the U.S. Supreme Court, which agreed earlier this year to hear the case.<\/p><p>The ACLU's decision to back out \u2014 and to request that the court knock back the earlier favorable rulings \u2014 unfortunately doesn't mean that we're out of the woods yet on this. As CNN notes, SCOTUS already \"granted a second case, involving a transgender student from West Virginia, that raises the same issue.\"<\/p><p><strong>Still<\/strong>: Hecox's unwillingness to challenge the matter at court suggests a number of encouraging things, chief among them that he knows he is very likely to lose \u2014 which is another way of saying that <strong>the tide is turning on transgender madness.<\/strong><\/p><p>That's not just idle speculation, either. Kristen Waggoner, the president of Alliance Defending Freedom which has led the charge on rolling back so much of transgender insanity, said the request to withdraw was \"a desperate, bad-faith move\" meant to avoid a negative ruling from the high court:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3908604&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><blockquote><p>[We] will urge the Supreme Court to thwart the ACLU's attempt to game the system, and to move forward with hearing the case. ...<\/p><p>The issue of men in women's sports is an ongoing, nationwide controversy. It deserves its day at America's highest court.<\/p><\/blockquote><p>Some other thoughts from social media:<\/p><blockquote><p>It's not just about losing at SCOTUS; it's the leverage it would set for future cases almost guaranteeing immediate dismissal<\/p><p>They know that they will lose.<\/p><p>The issue is clearly ripe for adjudication. Purely a defensive move by ACLU as it knows it will lose at SCOTUS.<\/p><p>They know they are going to lose so they're desperate to cause confusion &amp; delay.<\/p><\/blockquote><h4>Pretty cowardly stuff from the ACLU. 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And he stuck around after dark, which I give him a bunch of credit for.<\/p><p>Some highlights from the day:<\/p><p>A gangster with a bullet in his rib:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914339&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Finding out that kids get their first gun as early as eleven:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914316&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Nick switching sides with his new friend so he can use him as cover in case it rains lead:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914321&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Nick freaks out when his new friend points a gun at him:<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914328&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Nick is told that these guys are a product of their environment -- a vicious cycle of gang violence they were born into.<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914332&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><h3>Huge street cred to Nick Shirley for this footage ... especially after the sun went down.<\/h3><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914336&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p>","image_id":"68bee7d3d345068bee7d3d3451.jpg","user_id":16289,"count_comments":31,"count_likes":0,"blog_id":null,"primary_category_id":1,"created_at":"2025-09-08T13:46:16.000000Z","updated_at":"2025-09-09T01:07:27.000000Z","published_on":"2025-09-08 11:42:04","edited_at":"2025-09-08T15:42:04.000000Z","deleted_at":null,"is_cover_image_hidden":0,"photo_credit":null,"is_premium":0,"ready_for_review":1,"showing_latest_video":1,"is_premium_public":0,"headline_id":null,"image_version":0,"share_count":0,"share_count_updated_at":null,"is_video":0,"video_id":null,"hide_description":0,"hide_ads":0,"is_breaking_news":0,"editor_id":22,"copy_writer_id":11,"headline_writer_id":null,"photoshopper_id":null,"is_opinion":0,"published_to_instagram":null,"updated":0,"is_sports":0,"image_source":null,"path":"\/article\/street-interviewer-nick-shirley-spent-a-whole-day-talking-to-gangsters-in-chicago-and-he-got-a-whole-bunch-of-amazing-footage","imagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/articles\/68bee7d3d345068bee7d3d3451.jpg","authorName":"Jesse James","authorFullName":"Jesse James","authorPath":"\/articles\/JesseJames","authorTakePath":"\/authorTakes\/JesseJames","authorImagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-60cef5c5ef841.jpg","publishedOnPretty":"Sep 8th, 2025 11:42 am","publishedOnPrettyMobile":"Sep 8th","gridImagePath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/grids\/68bee7d3d345068bee7d3d3451.jpg","hasComments":true,"commentCount":31,"cachedCategories":[{"id":848,"title":"Chicago","slug":"chicago","path":"\/category\/chicago","articleCount":"105","pivot":{"article_id":33881,"category_id":848}},{"id":7522,"title":"Gang Violence","slug":"gang-violence","path":"\/category\/gang-violence","articleCount":"7","pivot":{"article_id":33881,"category_id":7522}},{"id":14475,"title":"Nick Shirley","slug":"nick-shirley","path":"\/category\/nick-shirley","articleCount":"2","pivot":{"article_id":33881,"category_id":14475}}],"commentPath":"\/article\/street-interviewer-nick-shirley-spent-a-whole-day-talking-to-gangsters-in-chicago-and-he-got-a-whole-bunch-of-amazing-footage\/comments","description":"Trump is thinking about sending in the feds to police Chicago similar to the way they've cracked down in D.C., so street interviewer Nick Shirley took the opportunity to get out to Chicago and see what the gang violence is all about on the West Side.","thumbnailPath":"https:\/\/media.notthebee.com\/thumbnails\/68bee7d3d345068bee7d3d3451.jpg","rawViews":24996,"parentCommentCount":"22","userBookmarks":"[1323,10225,204,157,6118,6272,43802]","shortDescription":"Trump is thinking about sending in the feds to police Chicago similar to the way they've cracked down in D.C., so street interviewer Nick Shirley took...","primaryCategory":"Chicago","publishedOnDate":"Sep 8, 2025","primaryCategoryPath":"\/category\/chicago","isPrimaryFeatured":false,"isSecondary":false,"isTertiary":false,"featuredSpot":"0","hasImage":true},{"id":33890,"unique_id":"32b1","title":"Soooo the French government just collapsed (again). Details here.","slug":"soooo-the-french-government-just-collapsed","body":"<p>Well, you may think things are chaotic here in the US. But let's check in on our friends over in Paris, shall we?<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914611&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Yes, the government of France has collapsed. The politicians aren't happy. The people aren't happy. But, for now, President Emmanuel Macron is (probably?) safe from expulsion.<\/p><p>&lt;mediatag id=3914614&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><p>Here's <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.eu\/article\/france-government-collapses-francois-bayrou-emmanuel-macron\/\">Politico Europe <\/a>to explain what's happening:<\/p><blockquote><p>French lawmakers toppled Prime Minister Fran\u00e7ois Bayrou's minority government on Monday evening, thrusting the country deeper into a political crisis that will force President Emmanuel Macron to name a fifth premier in less than two years.<\/p><p style=\"text-align: start\">Three hundred and sixty four lawmakers voted to oust Bayrou, while 194 supported him.<\/p><\/blockquote><p style=\"text-align: start\">So, the multi-party parliamentary system requires that a minority party be able to run the government with a Prime Minister who everyone at least tolerates.<\/p><p style=\"text-align: start\">The problem is that France keeps banning opposition members (in the name of democracy, of course!).<\/p><blockquote><p style=\"text-align: start\">&lt;mediatag id=3914631&gt;&lt;\/mediatag&gt;<\/p><\/blockquote><p style=\"text-align: start\">The overall political climate of France could best be described as \"chaos,\" as we <a href=\"https:\/\/notthebee.com\/takes\/whats-going-on-in-europe\">reported<\/a> during unrest in the summer of 2024. Two previous governments collapsed in 2024, with those prime ministers resigning.<\/p><p style=\"text-align: start\">Macron has also selected premieres who are less than tolerable, according to the ruling class.<\/p><blockquote><p style=\"text-align: start\">But Macron has limited options to steer France out of this crisis. He is reportedly leaning toward appointing another prime minister \u2014 the fifth since January 2024 \u2014 but a new premier would face the same intractable parliament. 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